Misanthropy, pt. 6 - Inclusion

The fastest way to ruin anything is to include everyone. I can give you a conceptual argument here and point indirectly at the principles from which this follows, but that approach doesn't work for most people. Your average Joe wants to see examples and work backwards from that - this, incidentally, is why your average Joe is so bad at math and deductive reasoning. Out of deference to Joe, I'm going to start with some examples. It's in list-format, thus easily-digestable and familiar so you don't have an excuse not to read it.

Bear in mind that the following is not a facile critique of consumerism. It cuts to a deeper level, i.e. inclusiveness as the parent of consumerism.

1. Public spaces. When I was young, I used to ride my bike several miles out of town to a little park, nestled in a valley by a tiny redneck village, because it was my favorite park. It was my favorite park because you could walk around without seeing depressing things, like used condoms and beer bottles. It was my favorite park because when I went there, I was often the only one around, so I didn't have to deal with suspicious people asking what a long-haired teenage boy in a Black Sabbath shirt was doing in an ostensibly public park. It was my favorite park because there were no well-worn jogging trails or people in shorts and Underarmor shirts jogging around with iPods complaining about the mosquitos biting them on their intentionally exposed skin. It was my favorite park because its unpopularity meant it was not landscaped or manicured, so you occasionally saw "unacceptable" things like fallen trees, and even (gasp!) dangerous things like snakes or steep hills. It was my favorite park because it was sanitary in the right way (no cigarette butts or Budweiser cans), and also unsanitary in the right way; snakes, animal crap, and rotting tree-trunks that you had to climb over to continue. Ever try climbing over a rotting tree-trunk? You learn to test it with your foot first to see if it will hold your weight. Navigating a place like that is a skill, which makes it inconvenient for people who want to lose weight by riding around the place on an expensive name-brand mountain bike.
   
   This touches on another problem of inclusion; including everyone leads to a kind of entropy. Once the general public has claimed a space as its own, it becomes homogenized. How many manicured suburban parks have been created by indignant suburbanites complaining about the bugs and fallen trees? There are millions of places like that - and any place that isn't like that quickly homogenizes into another milquetoast outdoor rec-center, as soon as the hordes of respectable people find it.
   
   Saddest of all is this: that little park I went to wasn't even that wild! It was just a park that the really important people had forgotten about, and thus served as a mildly out-of-line little retreat. At the borders of our all-inclusive paradise, one occasionally finds something that is, optimistically speaking, mildly interesting compared to the stuff you find in the center.
   
   
2. Popular music. How often do you hear the phrase, "Top 40s shit"? Too often. Much (though not all) popular music is designed to appeal to the greatest number of people, and, in doing so, lacks any interesting qualities besides surface-level novelty. Occasionally, you get a "sad" song in minor key (novelty) or a song with a sitar in the background or something. But strip away that single embellishment and you see the same skeleton as you do in every popular song. I don't mean this in a strictly music-theoretic sense (e.g. chord progressions), but in the sense that what you always find, at bottom, is a cheap trick designed to stick in your head long enough to make you buy an album or a concert ticket.
   
   Of course, there are rock bands with interesting musical ideas, and hip-hop artists with interesting lyrics, and so on. But these are inevitably niche artists; King Crimson can't approach the popularity of Miley Cyrus, precisely because bands like King Crimson insist on making music that won't appeal to everyone who hears it.
   
   It's true that the classical music of yesteryear was popular music in some sense. Mozart composed background muzak for rich people's parties. But even that did not bear the burden of appealing to tens of millions of people within ten seconds of coming on the radio. The speed of transmission granted by modern technology, especially radio, made it possible to accumulate enormous profits from including anybody who could afford a radio, or had a friend who could afford one.
   
   As said earlier, though, consumerism is a symptom, not the disease. The Soviet Union forced even talented composers like Shostakovich to create shallow tripe designed to appeal to huge numbers of people. In fact, an aspect of Soviet musical doctrine was the vilification of "formalism", or music that was considered too complex to appeal to the proletariat. The prevalence of this phenomenon outside of a capitalist society points to a deeper root for the problem than capitalism or consumerism.
3. Subcultures. One reason that hipsters are so widely reviled is that they tend to suck the life out of authentic ideas by wearing them ironically, thus reducing them to yet another empty fashion statement. Fashion, taken in a broad sense (not just clothing but fashions in general) is what most of us use for distraction. By the time you realize it's a farce, another fashion has arisen to distract you a while longer. But in order to be effective, fashion has to be completely exoteric; anyone who can afford to buy the New Thing is admitted, and those who do so have nothing in common besides having the New Thing.
   
   We are accustomed to rolling our eyes at the youth who abandon a subculture as soon as it becomes popular. But the reason that people do this is not just to be rebellious and contrarian and cool, although that is certainly part of it. Being contrarian is part of the deal, but a bigger part of it is identity. The identity that one acquires from participating in a subculture is only worthwhile because that subculture is not an all-inclusive carnival that accepts anyone with the twenty-two-fiddy needed for admission. The identity of a subculture only means something when the subculture is a group for only a few people with very specific interests. Once the general public stampedes in, it just becomes another idle distraction.
   
   Again, we are accustomed to rolling our eyes and dismissing such things as "Cool Kids' Clubs" for people who desperately need an identity to cling to. What we never ask is, "Why do adults feel the need for a Cool Kids' Club?". It's not just immaturity on the part of the people who do it (although it is also that). It is, in large part, because those of us born into an age of inclusion are desperate for anything that we can authentically call our own. We didn't rebel as teenagers solely because of a hormonal imbalance or bitterness toward our parents. We rebelled because the teenage years were when we first began to sense that something was amis.

Now that you've read the handy-dandy examples presented in whiz-bang list format, I'll go ahead and lay out the basic principle. The following is dense and may require several read-throughs to fully digest, but I have faith in my readers.

Entities - from a physical object like a tennis ball to an abstract thing like a musical subculture - are defined by their boundaries. A boundary delineates what is and is not included in that entity. Boundaries can be vague, like the question of where blue ends and yellow begins, but the existence of borderline cases does not mean that everything is the same. We can argue over whether or not a dis-assembled chair is still a chair, but the thing I'm sitting on right now is definitely a chair, and a blue whale swimming around somewhere in the Pacific right now is definitely not a chair. You can have borderline cases, and you can quibble over how "real" the categories are, but the fact remains that, if you remove all of the boundaries of an entity, you remove the entity.

The preceding paragraph is, no doubt, enough to set off the "non-socially-acceptable idea" alarm bells in the heads of many educated people. The first response will be calculated disdain, but as this idea gains more traction - and it will - it will have to be confronted. The next step will be quibbling over whether or not we should care about categories, and that resistance will quickly be swept aside by the simple pragmatic fact that people want meaning, and modernity can't provide it. No amount of Sophistical obfuscation can quiet the psychic scream born of regimented egalitarian nihilism. Of course, the academics will not take note of this fact, to their great disadvantage.

Misanthropy, pt. 5 - Top Monkey

Hell isn't other people. Hell is yourself. - Wittgenstein

If you're a bitter person, you may be tempted to interpret all human behavior as posturing for power and status. Once you stop being bitter, or become less bitter, you'll take a more relaxed view, but honesty still dictates that most of the stuff people do involves posturing. Watch a group of friends sitting around a table and talking. When they tell stories, when they tell jokes, when they give their opinions, when they decide what bar to go to, there is always posturing involved.

There's more to it, of course. Human motivation is complex. If I give change to a homeless guy, perhaps I'm doing it to look good to the people around me or cement myself as powerful giver and the homeless guy as weak receiver. But I am also doing it because he looks hungry and I figure he could use a cheeseburger. Our actions don't always boil down to just one thing. That realization will help you stop being so paranoid and bitter if you're willing to internalize it. You have to know when to put your foot down and when to let it go. You have to accept that power dynamics are part of human interaction, and if you're going to have a friend group then you have to spend some time maintaining your status, as simian as that task is. But it becomes less loathsome when you realize that the power dynamics are only part of the deal, albeit a very large part. You will be less disgusted by people, and human interaction will seem less revolting if you realize that it's not all about being top monkey.

But there's a catch.

The catch is that, sometimes, status isn't 100% of everything, but it's still 95% of everything, and that's not much better. And these situations, especially in terms of employment, are situations that cannot be avoided. The problem is that much of what you want out of life is tied to your status, and if you don't have much patience for posturing, you're gonna be limited in what you can have. That's just how the chips fall.

This line of thinking inevitably runs into the practical issue. At that point, somebody will say this: "Look, I know you think you're too good to do the tribal ego-dance with the rest of us, but you're not. So come down off of your cloud and play top monkey. You're just afraid that you're going to lose. It's just weakness."

Up to a point, this is a legitimate response. If you're so terrified of what people do to each other that you can't leave your house, you have a problem. They're not gonna eat you. The response is legitimate, but only up to a point. It is true that you have to play the status game to function. But - and there is no nice way to say this - the status game is just ridiculous. It's silly. I win, and now I'm sitting on my monkey-throne, wearing my monkey-crown, and I have the status. I won the trophy. I got the sticker. I'm king of the monkeys. Hooray! This is the kind of thing you hear from bitter people, true, but people don't say that posturing is silly because they're bitter. It's the other way around: they're bitter because they think posturing is silly. And when a bitter person says that posturing is silly, they're right!

More than silly, it's also corrosive. Anyone with significant life experience can tell you that competition for status brings out the worst in people. A preoccupation with increasing status is the first step to becoming evil. A corporate executive who founds a nature preserve as a PR move, and then dumps toxic waste upstream of that very nature preserve because it's cheap and technically legal, is a good example of this. So is the girl blowing her boss in the bathroom to get  a promotion. So are the schoolyard bully and the absent work-a-holic father. So are cog children.

Remember what I said a few paragraphs ago, about how our actions seldom boil down to just one thing? Bitterness is sometimes the product of a distorted, skewed outlook. But very often, it is also the product of being honest with oneself. You can stop being bitter once you figure out how to accept the truth without being bitter. In this case, the way you do that is by taking the wide view. You have to see how power dynamics fit in with the rest of human behavior. You have to understand that posturing is part of the package, but not the whole thing.